Nate over at TheBigBags.com showed me this site. If you’ve ever gone to BYU, UVSC, or just lived in Utah Valley, this blog is going to have a very familiar feel to it. Seriously, I think I know people who are really like this.
Those of you who watch a lot of political news (which used to be not-me before Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert made it funny and therefore worth my time), you are no doubt familiar with Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly. By way of disclaimer, let me first say that I have no intention of getting into an ideological or political discussion here. No, my intent is to point out the fact that Bill O’Reilly, as a person, is a total douchechbag.
I’ve had this sneaky suspicion for a while. I think it started the first time I ever saw him scream down a guest. “This is not the act of a rational man,” I thought to myself. Don’t know what I’m talking about? just type “Bill O’Reilly” into YouTube and watch one of what must be thousands of videos of Bill O’Reilly losing his cool in an attempt to win an argument by pure pugnacity. Great debating strategy, Bill. Way to show respect for others’ viewpoints and intellectual abilities.
Maybe he’s just passionate, you say. I thought the same thing at first. But then I saw this clip where he had a problem understanding the words on the teleprompter and lost his cool. (Caution: he uses a few R-rated words, surprise surprise.) The best part wasn’t watching him explode (see the link in the aforementioned paragraph if you’re not tired of those antics yet). No, it was seeing that “Papa Bear” O’Reilly’s egocentric and petulant douchebaggery comes through even in a completely non-political arena.
In conclusion, I’m naming Bill O’Reilly to Towering Intellect’s Invisible List of People I Despise. I learned to stop throwing temper tantrums when I was six. Why didn’t you, Bill?
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“So you’re saying that girls are more emotionally gropative?”
-Scott Wilkes, Roommate Extrordinaire
I feel like I’ve known President Gordon B. Hinckley all my life. My earliest memories of General Conference are of him, and I’ve always felt a special bond with and appreciation for him. I loved his humor, his wit, his confidence, and I’ve often aspired to be like him. I’ve read his books, watched his interviews, listened to his talks. And I can stand here today and tell you that surely, this was a man of God.
Giant fluffy flakes
Fluttering gently to earth
Makes driving so hard
So what do you do when your phone company charges you over $500 for your service? Cut them a freaking awesome check, of course.
Behold the Uniqlock. I don’t know what’s groovier - the Oceans 11/12/13-style lounge music or the amazing dance moves. Enjoy. And remember to turn on the music.
(Thanks for the tip, Ryan.)
This blog post is all about dedication, in that it’s dedicated to my friend Casey Alvarez, who is going to serve an 18-month ecclesiastical mission for our church (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints). She’s pretty dedicated herself. And I’m dedicated to keeping my word, which is why I’m writing this blog post. So here’s your blog post Case. It’s all about you. This is your post. YOUR POST! How does it feel? You should leave a comment to tell the world what you think…
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