Death By Caffeine
March 31st, 2006 by Nate
Longtime readers of this blog will be familiar with an early post entitled “Party Like A Rock Star” in which friend of the blog Kat! wrote about kids drinking energy drinks as a legal substitute for alcohol. Energy Fiend has taken this idea a step further by giving caffeine junkies a tool to calculate exactly how much hyper-caffeinated beverage they can imbibe before they die of caffeine overdose. The appropriately titled “Death By Caffeine” calculator can be found here.
For the record, Wired X294 had the highest caffeine concentration I could find, with a whopping 294g of caffeine per serving. After pounding 44.11 cans, I’d be a dead man. You have been warned. Happy calculating!
Thanks, Preston.
Filed under Concerned Reader Alerts having
April 5th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Nate, you’re a life saver–and not just from workplace boredom, either. Now I know never to eat more than 7,847 Hershey’s Kisses.
Thank you.
April 6th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
And to think! I was pushing 2,300 cups of chocolate milk the other day! THANKS TOWERING INTELLECT!
May 29th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
there is harder stuff, check the Reload store, best cafeine beverage you can find