Last Son of Krispy Kreme
July 23rd, 2008 by Nate
As I was driving home tonight, I passed by something that smelled strongly of donuts. My first instinct was to hit the brakes and look for cops. There weren’t any, but my next thought was that my response to the smell had made sense because, after all, one never knows when one might develop a new cop-sensing superpower.
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July 31st, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Talking about krispy kremes, I have a sure fire way of never being stopped by the cops again.
Always keep a box of donuts in your vehicle. If you see the flashing blue lights coming up behind you, take a donut and throw it out the window. When the cop stops to retrieve the donut, you make your escape. If necessary, throw out more donuts.
Works every time.