http://toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't be here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:17:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal/comment-page-1#comment-167 Bags Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:35:22 +0000 http://www.toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal#comment-167 ok, so it was stupid. I realise that... that doesn't mean everyone has to stop writing though. ok, so it was stupid. I realise that… that doesn’t mean everyone has to stop writing though.

]]> http://toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal/comment-page-1#comment-166 Bags Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:32:52 +0000 http://www.toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal#comment-166 Well, it happened about 2 months ago. My roommates and I all have very different schedules. I was home alone one evening, watching TV... my roomies were at the library studying (they go to BYU, I go to UVSC. I hope that clears things up a little). Anyways, while I was watching TV, I received a mysterious phone call in our appartment. It was a voice I did not recognise, nor did the caller identify him/herself. It said that I needed to travel to the far east side of the 7 Peaks water resort, up near the mental institution on the east side of Provo. (I doubt this had anything to do with my mental stability... I'm sure you can very well tell that I am as sane as they come.) I proceeded to head east. Upon arrival, I speedily comenced to wait. I waited for the space of many time units. I began to get impatient, when suddenly I saw it! At first I thought it was an ingeniously designed metalic moving sculpture. We get alot of those M.M.S.'s around here. But upon further scrutiny, I realised that it was not an M.M.S. at all! It was a metal man of mystery! He summoned me from my household becuase he knew that I was the only one who was Christlike enough to turn off American Idol, and travel across a city to help a poor astranged soul in need. Indeed the M.M.M. spoke truth. We quickly became friends. I found out his name was Bruce. He is from a distant land called Eugene. He gave me a token of his gratitude (which I promptly ate, for I was too lazy to make myself dinner), and proceeded on his way. He was a nice chap. Well, it happened about 2 months ago. My roommates and I all have very different schedules. I was home alone one evening, watching TV… my roomies were at the library studying (they go to BYU, I go to UVSC. I hope that clears things up a little). Anyways, while I was watching TV, I received a mysterious phone call in our appartment. It was a voice I did not recognise, nor did the caller identify him/herself. It said that I needed to travel to the far east side of the 7 Peaks water resort, up near the mental institution on the east side of Provo. (I doubt this had anything to do with my mental stability… I’m sure you can very well tell that I am as sane as they come.) I proceeded to head east. Upon arrival, I speedily comenced to wait. I waited for the space of many time units. I began to get impatient, when suddenly I saw it! At first I thought it was an ingeniously designed metalic moving sculpture. We get alot of those M.M.S.’s around here. But upon further scrutiny, I realised that it was not an M.M.S. at all! It was a metal man of mystery! He summoned me from my household becuase he knew that I was the only one who was Christlike enough to turn off American Idol, and travel across a city to help a poor astranged soul in need. Indeed the M.M.M. spoke truth. We quickly became friends. I found out his name was Bruce. He is from a distant land called Eugene. He gave me a token of his gratitude (which I promptly ate, for I was too lazy to make myself dinner), and proceeded on his way. He was a nice chap.

]]> http://toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal/comment-page-1#comment-165 Nate Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:05:26 +0000 http://www.toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal#comment-165 I'm asking you te tell your story, "Nate, please tell your story." And I think you should do it here on TI. You heard it here first, folks. I’m asking you te tell your story, “Nate, please tell your story.” And I think you should do it here on TI. You heard it here first, folks.

]]> http://toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal/comment-page-1#comment-164 bags Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:47:21 +0000 http://www.toweringintellect.com/archives/men-of-metal#comment-164 Dude, I totally saw a metal man thingy! No joke. Ask me to tell you the story, and I'll tell the story... if you ask me to tell it... the story that is. Dude, I totally saw a metal man thingy! No joke. Ask me to tell you the story, and I’ll tell the story… if you ask me to tell it… the story that is.

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