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Take Charge

September 28th, 2005 by Nate

The other day as I was walking on campus, it happened. I was minding my own business, when, looking up from my New York Times, I realized that one of my fellow pedestrians was on a collision course with me. My counterpart realized this at about the same time, and then followed a moment that has been repeated numerous times in the past to countless members of humanity. The moment of indecision. You know what I’m talking about. There is the pause while the two parties size up the situation. Then there is the simultaneous step to the left. Then there is the mirror move right. This pattern of mimicked movement may go through several repetitions before one or the other finally forges ahead in frustration, leaving both pedestrians to rush hurriedly away to their destinations. However, for me it was different. Some time ago, I examined this indecision and saw it for what is was: a lack of dominant leadership. From that point on I decided that I would be the one to take charge. Instead of pausing to evaluate, I would choose a direction and go without hesitation, thus giving my counterpart a chance to base his reaction against my action. Therefore, when I was faced with the situation I alluded to at the beginning of this blog, I went left, and my fellow pedestrian continued on to my right without missing a beat. Granted, I realize that this appproach has its hazards. There’s always the threat of running into a fellow leader, literally. In addition, some pedestrians, not accustomed to having somebody take charge of the situation, might panic, and nobody wants to see that. But these are risks that we each must be willing to take to bring order to the world of walking. Therefore I appeal to you, my fellow pedestrians, to take charge, and eliminate the scourge of indecisive walking. Just make sure you stay out of my way in the process.

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2 Responses

  1. Allison Says:

    Wow, what an upstanding citizen you are, taking the lead and solving society’s problems one step at a time (no pun intended). All I can say is thank you. Actually, that’s not all I can say. I don’t mean to nitpick, but I feel obligated to voice my concern over the fact that you have chosen your left as the optimal side on which to pass others. My worry is that this approach seems to be more of a European solution to the problem, while the majority of confrontations will occur with Americans who will be more inclined to pass on the right. I just don’t want more collisions to occur than are absolutely necessary, and I think these accidents can be minimized if we all take charge and establish a standard to always choose the right… isn’t that what your ring tells you to do, anyway?

  2. Illuminate Says:

    Ya know, I think your approach, Nate, is better than mine. I just don’t stop… I am like the human snow plow. I figure one of us has to get out of the way, and it sure as heck aint gonna be me. That is all.

    ‘Por la razon, o por la fuerza’
    -Chile’s motto.

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