As I relieved myself in the men’s room today, one of my coworkers (new guy, I don’t know him at all) came into the otherwise empty bathroom and just stood there behinds me to wait for me to finish with the urinal instead of just using one of the other two empty stalls. Why? Who knows. But I’ll tell you this: I was royally weirded out. This is going to give me stage fright for a month.

Tags: stagefright, bathroom, work, weird